#90

My terrible secret

#91

The Welsh word is meicrodon which sounds like a tiny mafia boss. Supposedly the Welsh slang for one is popty ping but I’ve never heard anyone say that

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#92

Saiyan apes?

#93

Who, where, what, why and how

#94

I rode a mountain bike trail called Popty Ping today

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#95

amen

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#96

It sounds more complicated than it is.

There are two possible outcomes when you first pick - you pick the winner (1/3), or you pick the loser (2/3)

If you don’t switch, your chances remain 1/3 because nothing has changed.

If you do switch, the only way you can lose is if you originally picked the winner, since otherwise the host has just removed the only remaining losing pick. Your chances of picking a loser originally are 2/3, so your chance of winning if you switch is 2/3.

The confusion/peril comes from the worry about picking the right one and switching away, which would feel bad.

I realise no-one asked for it to actually be explained, but I do love probability, so, :man_shrugging:

#97

Why Subway smells like it does

#98

What bus drivers want

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#99

There used to be a discount chain shop called What Everyone Wants, which I always thought was a bold claim.

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#100

Torpedoed by the bus drivers no doubt.

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#101

Every time you went in they were playing the same song of that name by Status Quo.
The staff must have been tortured by it

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#102

what everyone wants, what everyone needs, dadadada

yeah that’s it

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#103

when i worked for a bus company the drivers used to get proper nowty about us being in front of them in the queue in the canteen. like, i called ahead with my order pal, i cant get this done any quicker. but still every time it would be waaah we have timed lunch breaks, waah why are the office people getting served before us waaaaah. wtf do you want me to do mate, stand here letting every driver go before me til theres no one else in the canteen so i end up standing here all day doing no work? is that what you want? because thats what i’ll do

#104

We’ll never know, that’s the worst thing, we’ll never know.
I paid for a ticket just now and the bus driver was like WELL YOU’VE GOT TO LEAVE YOUR CARD THERE LONGER FOR IT TO WORK but then giggled and was like yeah this one’s slow, well which is it pal? Am I a dithery cunt or is your fucking machine? Tell me what needs a kicking here and I’ll get it seen to but give me some direction mun.

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#105

He also mentioned you by name, wondered how the queue was coming along

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#106

thing is right, i was the one making those stupid card things work so theyd proper fucking grumble if they stopped working

#107

Know how an e-reader works?

  • Of course
  • Of course not

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#108

also its the card reader, not you. dont worry about it

#109

Pushed the boat out on a daily due to inclement weather so probably going to spend most of today watching gammons squint at my receipt :ok_hand: :ok_man: