Things that out someone as a definite Tory


#1

Wanting to own a house before the age of 30
Owning a house before the age of 30
Going on holiday to Dubai
Owning a second home
Using the words ‘hard-working’, ‘entrepreneurial spirit’ or ‘scrounger’

Anything else?


#2

not liking Corbyn


#3

Countdown


#4

Voting conservative in local/genera elections


#5

sorry, but this is a bit silly. there is nothing wrong with wanting to own a home, at any age.


#6

Hi (not a Tory)


#7

Ban request


#8

One of those big union jack top hats.


#9

If I ever see someone fucking a pig, it’ll probably cross my mind that they must be tory.


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#10

Overuse of exclamation marks and emojis on social media


#11

Classic Tory move, ^this


#12

Enjoying/participating in The Great British Bake Off (or the pottery/sewing ones)


#13


#14

Nah, Tories are all about being freedom of speech bros and getting upset when things are deemed hate speech because POLITICAL CORRECTNESS is the scourge of modern society


#15

Are you doing a skit of some sort?


#16

Nah, just been reading comments sections too much recently :pensive:


#17

Classic Tory reponse, ^this :wink:


#18

Sorry Charles but private ownership of land is pretty much the bedrock of all everyone’s problems ever


#19

…on some kind of student version of The Canary?


#20

Using scissors to cut a pizza