Things that out someone as a definite Tory

Voting conservative in local/genera elections

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sorry, but this is a bit silly. there is nothing wrong with wanting to own a home, at any age.

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Hi (not a Tory)

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Ban request

One of those big union jack top hats.

If I ever see someone fucking a pig, it’ll probably cross my mind that they must be tory.

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Overuse of exclamation marks and emojis on social media

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Classic Tory move, ^this

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Enjoying/participating in The Great British Bake Off (or the pottery/sewing ones)

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Nah, Tories are all about being freedom of speech bros and getting upset when things are deemed hate speech because POLITICAL CORRECTNESS is the scourge of modern society

Nah, just been reading comments sections too much recently :pensive:

Classic Tory reponse, ^this :wink:

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Sorry Charles but private ownership of land is pretty much the bedrock of all everyone’s problems ever

Using scissors to cut a pizza

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Being called Xylopwn

Riding a bike

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Friends who like Conservatives

I got here before you, blossom. And let me tell you, this place was alarmingly short of trembling upper lips in that black pre-dawn.

Suits