Voting conservative in local/genera elections
sorry, but this is a bit silly. there is nothing wrong with wanting to own a home, at any age.
Hi (not a Tory)
One of those big union jack top hats.
If I ever see someone fucking a pig, it’ll probably cross my mind that they must be tory.
Overuse of exclamation marks and emojis on social media
Classic Tory move, ^this
Enjoying/participating in The Great British Bake Off (or the pottery/sewing ones)
Nah, Tories are all about being freedom of speech bros and getting upset when things are deemed hate speech because POLITICAL CORRECTNESS is the scourge of modern society
Nah, just been reading comments sections too much recently
Classic Tory reponse, ^this
Sorry Charles but private ownership of land is pretty much the bedrock of all everyone’s problems ever
Using scissors to cut a pizza
Being called Xylopwn
Riding a bike
I got here before you, blossom. And let me tell you, this place was alarmingly short of trembling upper lips in that black pre-dawn.