Things that people think that are wrong (well apart from one person or group of people) but that person or group of people are almost certainly isn't you) - this is all one line fuck knows what it says


#1

That their pet is the most intelligent pet to have lived


#2

that their children are remotely unique


#3

My dog was very clever but I would never have claimed he was the most intelligent pet to have lived.

Good thread Lonzy


#4

The shit is going on with those brackets?


#5

“I make a killer bolognese”


#6

Is this thread a cry for help?


#7

Once your OP gets longer than the box you can’t see it all so I abandoned it and hoped that the line below would make things clear.


#8

We’re all unique, xylo.


#9

I think it’s pretty clear, sometimes people on the community seem wilfully obtuse about their interpretation of a thread title.


#10

fine i shall change it to

• have achieved anything unique
• are even remotely interesting


#11

I was told “my dog could tell the time” the other day. And I said " yeah, how did it manage that" and the reply? "It would wait by the gate when my dad came home at 6.


#12

What a clever doggo!


#13

They were really poor growing up


#14

I would have enjoyed an exchange like that.

My canine nephew goes to the front gate at the same time every day on accounts of there’s a weird man who goes past and gives him a biscuit every day, my human nephew has tried the same with less success.

(My canine nephew is a pure idiot as well)


#15

Also my wife’s old cat, Ginger, could ‘talk’.


#16

my cat was pretty stupid

it was a good cat


#17

Can I talk about Tiddles in this thread? Is this the #pets thread?


#18

Yeah no one judges people for having a stupid pet. You are not responsible for their intellect.


#19

Our cat is magnificent but she’s properly thick. Regularly falls over when washing herself.


#20

As long as he wasn’t a dunce.