Things that people think that are wrong (well apart from one person or group of people) but that person or group of people are almost certainly isn't you) - this is all one line fuck knows what it says

Can I talk about Tiddles in this thread? Is this the #pets thread?

Yeah no one judges people for having a stupid pet. You are not responsible for their intellect.


Our cat is magnificent but she’s properly thick. Regularly falls over when washing herself.

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As long as he wasn’t a dunce.

Even worse, doesn’t exist.

No-one actually has a cat called Tiddles or a dog called Fido, do they?

I think this is probably harshest way of sticking it to Lonzo’s mum.

my cats associate their afternoon / evening feed with me arriving back home from work

which is fine, but if I’m at home all day and pop out to the shop for 10 minutes, they go mental when I get back thinking it’s dinner time and won’t leave me alone


I would enjoy a thread about “Things that other things aren’t called but are considered default names for that thing”

We’re going to get a cat in September. I am a man of dogs but I am still quite excited.

Got to replace the catflap though…

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Who are you gonna get! :hugs::hugs::hugs::hugs:

Why not get a cat then? We can’t get a dog as we are out of the house Tues-Thurs.

Your cats are going to fucking hate you.

Stop trying to push your Caffè Tonè agenda.



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Default dog! Good choice :heart:

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You’re in luck

(There was foam in my Caffé Toné today)


They get smelly and then die quickly though isn’t it not.


That’s why we never had one. They age rapidly and you can tell they are going to snuff it because they go smelly. Or at least that’s what my parents used to say… although we had a Great Dane and he died at 7 which is fairly usual. Wasn’t too smelly though.

Plus you should get a rescue dog.