#51

Yeah RIP Bruno. He was massive too. His paw print was bigger than the paw print of the world’s biggest dog published in the GBoR. He wasn’t taller though. Soft as fuck and thick too.

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#52

My partner has Gujarati equivalents but they’re often words that do exist that she is using in completely incorrect ways.

#53

Bullermanns Hosen

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#54

met some random lady in Bushy park one time and she had 2 irish wolfhounds and my kid (who was 2ish) was fascinated, so she asked if he wanted to sit on them and ride them around like a horse for a bit. So he did. They seemed happy about it. Then we kept walking

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#55

I was never allowed to ride Bruno although I must have been five when we got him.

#56

What’s the protruding upper lip one? Flappenlippen?

#58

I can’t write it phonetically but something like this Glooh Be. Turned out to be some fucking cartoon bird with a big top bill.

#59

Just don’t be tempted by a chocolate lab. My uncle’s didn’t stop being a ridiculous nippy puppy sort of dog even at the age of 4.

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#60

Glooh Be Glooh Be Glooh Be Glooh Be (ah ah ah ah ah ah)

#61

Yeah chocolate labs are full on idiots, love em though.

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#62

Dad Dee Dad Dee Dad Dee Dad Dee (Ha n s m m m)

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#63

Going back to the op the actual answer is thinking your pet is the stupidest isn’t it

#64

I knew I could rely on you to get us back on track.

#66

That was before we got off track!

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#67

I still don’t understand what the original track even was.

#68

She would be proud of some of your thread titles

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#69

I have a very manipulative dog. I keep catching him sun bathing.

#70

How does he smell?

#71

Of coconuts

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#72

At the moment pretty good he likes jumping in the shower with me, so I washed him with some lynx Africa, to attract the bitches naturally