Things that people think that are wrong (well apart from one person or group of people) but that person or group of people are almost certainly isn't you) - this is all one line fuck knows what it says

Bullermanns Hosen

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I was never allowed to ride Bruno although I must have been five when we got him.

What’s the protruding upper lip one? Flappenlippen?

I can’t write it phonetically but something like this Glooh Be. Turned out to be some fucking cartoon bird with a big top bill.

Just don’t be tempted by a chocolate lab. My uncle’s didn’t stop being a ridiculous nippy puppy sort of dog even at the age of 4.

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Glooh Be Glooh Be Glooh Be Glooh Be (ah ah ah ah ah ah)

Yeah chocolate labs are full on idiots, love em though.

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Dad Dee Dad Dee Dad Dee Dad Dee (Ha n s m m m)

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Going back to the op the actual answer is thinking your pet is the stupidest isn’t it

I knew I could rely on you to get us back on track.

That was before we got off track!

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I still don’t understand what the original track even was.

She would be proud of some of your thread titles

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I have a very manipulative dog. I keep catching him sun bathing.

How does he smell?

Of coconuts

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At the moment pretty good he likes jumping in the shower with me, so I washed him with some lynx Africa, to attract the bitches naturally

Lots to unpack here. Lots to unpack.

Everyone likes Lynx Africa?