Things that probably aren't real

Ford Mondeo. Not a thing, literally nobody has ever seen one of those.

Denmark. You never hear about Denmark, what is even going on there? Bet 99% of people would miss it out if drawing a map of Europe. There’s something above Germany??? Nah.

Narwhals. This one is just insulting. How stupid do they think we are???

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OMG I was thinking about Mondeos yesterday - my mum always had a fiesta and my dad always had a Mondeo. They mentioned it in a book I was reading and I thought, huh, they’re not still a thing. But seems maybe they are?

Anyway, as always, it’s moles. Mythical moles.

Time zones

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Musicians board

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It would be wild if the truth was that all those ‘Narwhal tusks’ in European museums were actually unicorn horns and it was Narwhals that were made up.

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Dishoom
Franco Manca

All the other places people in cities here make up to keep us rubes in their place.

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Happiness
Contentment
Hornets

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Birds

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I’ve encountered one of these recently. Pretty obvious which.

Bit more topical. I’m not sure working from home’s really that much of a thing. Think I’ve met two people who aren’t self-employed and who work from home, but on here it feels like at least 50%. Terms like ‘hybrid working’ are completely alien to me still.

Don’t deserve to exist.

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“the gym” don’t give me that shit, where have you really been for the last 90 mins?

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Stuff in space

Millions of miles away so we can’t check is it?..very unlikely.

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My Bloody Valentine LP 4 & 5

All money that isn’t cash. Just characters on a computer screen.