When you do a poo with a right angle in it.
I used to be mates with someone who believed she invented ‘make u think’ as a concept. to the point where we were at a wedding and the best man ended his speech with it, and she got in a strop because she wasn’t credited.
some disers are still mates with her, maybe they can put you in touch about patents
This is like a plot from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Always make sure I take my protractor with me when I go for a shit.
I prefer to work it out with a pencil
I watched the episode the other day , but I can’t remember what phrase he claims to have invented
The … from hell
Oh come on