Waking up to find that theo has liked you in your sleep.
I semi-frequently travel to the Netherlands for oral proceedings.
Do you ever say ‘let’s get to the proceedings preceding this evening’?
Not much of that, they’re very progressive over there.
Someone was off last week because they were ‘having a carpet fitted’
Which sounds like a euphamism but definitely isn’t, is it?
The lovley eggs
“Sunny side up”
Getting “blown off”.
Getting “sucked off”.
Having a filling
Sexing a hamster