Seminal works
Spelunking
fracking making headway
Having a filling
Sexing a hamster
Jizz
Buttress
Full penetration butt welding
literally everything to do with the care and maintenance of bicycles
Dipthongs
Sextuplets
Flange Flume Flump
Argel Fucks David Seaman
I remember one time finding a section in my Physics GCSE textbook about the four stroke petrol engine. “Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.”
Dunno why I was so shit at Physics, should’ve been an absolute master of it.
I work in construction/ with cement and have to say ‘slag’ several times a day #lad
Ground granulated blast furnace slag to be more accurate. Sexual.
Had a physics lecturer called Cockburn and in the first lecture he made a big point of ensuring were all knew it was pronounced co-burn. So obviously we a) always referred to him as cockburn and b) pretended any other word starting co- actually started cock. Cockpilot, cockincidence, cockrrelaton etc etc