#16

Spelunking

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#17

fracking
making headway

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#18

Having a filling

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#19

Sexing a hamster

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#20

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#21

Jizz

#23

Buttress

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#24

Full penetration butt welding

#25

literally everything to do with the care and maintenance of bicycles

#27

Dipthongs

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#28
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#29

Sextuplets

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#30

Flange
Flume
Flump

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#32

Argel Fucks David Seaman

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#33

I remember one time finding a section in my Physics GCSE textbook about the four stroke petrol engine. “Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.”

Dunno why I was so shit at Physics, should’ve been an absolute master of it.

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#35

I work in construction/ with cement and have to say ‘slag’ several times a day :+1: #lad

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#36

Ground granulated blast furnace slag to be more accurate. Sexual.

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#37
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#38

Had a physics lecturer called Cockburn and in the first lecture he made a big point of ensuring were all knew it was pronounced co-burn. So obviously we a) always referred to him as cockburn and b) pretended any other word starting co- actually started cock. Cockpilot, cockincidence, cockrrelaton etc etc

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#39

omg :smiley: inspired

My history teacher’s married surname was Condon. Sensibly, she chose to use her maiden surname (Anderson) for teaching

We also had a school ‘house’ called Hiscock and every sports day the other 4 houses would chant “YOU SUCK, HISCOCK!”. This is the legit reason they changed it a few years after I left.

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