Things that sound like they might be sexual but aren't really


#21

Jizz


#22

:smiley:

yeah I found the other definition of this last month


#23

Buttress


#24

Full penetration butt welding


#25

literally everything to do with the care and maintenance of bicycles


#26

That one most definitely is rude!


#27

Dipthongs


#28

#29

Sextuplets


#30

Flange
Flume
Flump


#31

Not quite what you mean but look at the more people section :joy:
https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&q=nortey+nortei&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj83qDTtbTgAhVAWhUIHd83D20Q7xYIIigA&biw=360&bih=660


#32

Argel Fucks David Seaman


#33

I remember one time finding a section in my Physics GCSE textbook about the four stroke petrol engine. “Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.”

Dunno why I was so shit at Physics, should’ve been an absolute master of it.


#34

In gcse chemistry there was molten slag that made everyone go :face_with_hand_over_mouth:


#35

I work in construction/ with cement and have to say ‘slag’ several times a day :+1: #lad


#36

Ground granulated blast furnace slag to be more accurate. Sexual.


#37

#38

Had a physics lecturer called Cockburn and in the first lecture he made a big point of ensuring were all knew it was pronounced co-burn. So obviously we a) always referred to him as cockburn and b) pretended any other word starting co- actually started cock. Cockpilot, cockincidence, cockrrelaton etc etc


#39

omg :smiley: inspired

My history teacher’s married surname was Condon. Sensibly, she chose to use her maiden surname (Anderson) for teaching

We also had a school ‘house’ called Hiscock and every sports day the other 4 houses would chant “YOU SUCK, HISCOCK!”. This is the legit reason they changed it a few years after I left.


#40

Being anal