Things that sound like they might be sexual but aren't really


Haha that’s brilliant! I remember a teacher from school who apparently went by a totally made up name because her real surname was Hoare and understandably didn’t think a load of immature schoolchildren would be grown up about it!


I used to deal with foreign language teaching assistants at my old job and apparently before i joined they’d had a french one called fanny who’d put in her application “i am aware of what my name means in english and i suggest that the children can call me stephanie”








Cocking your head.


Masticating furiously


isn’t dirty pillows a euphemism for breasts from carrie?


Venison Cannon