I don’t know about you, but something we did at school was try to eat a very sugar coated doughnut without licking our lips. It’s very difficult. I just thought it was such a popular/common one that I could put a humorous twist on it and it’d go down a storm here but I think I was incorrect.

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Pinting a nurse

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Oh yeah, we used to do this too.

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Coffee/tea/any drink

Not responding with something very puerile / immature when someone says “you have to blow on it” or something like that.

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this guy

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Making enough chili to last 5 meals and not eating it all in one go.

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  • practicing cricket shots down long corridors
  • rugby conversion kicking mushrooms
  • football freekick empty tins of nurishment

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theo?

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Oh god the last time I did that my flat smelled like turkey chili farts for three days. Remember going into work the next day, destroying a toilet and leaving it smelling like turkey chili and arse, then coming back to it a few hours later and it STILL smelling like paprika and poo.

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is that what this morning’s HR showdown was about?

Saving a packed lunch for lunch time.

Walking past someone from work and not making overly polite eye contact.

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No, that was about me being a Tory.

they’ve slashed a benefit I get as it’s “not something we do any more” but I’ve got it in writing from my boss that I’m entitled to it.

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Not physically possible m9

You have my permission to steal anything you want from me

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@shrewbie steal his heart

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@shrewbie has already stolen all of our hearts

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Too true.

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Not saying “HAMMERTIME” if someone says “STOP”. Things like that.