Things that take too long

The amount of time for the internet to come back up after accidentally turning off your router.

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Friday afternoon

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Driving to Norfolk

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The time between arriving at an airport and being sat on a flying aeroplane

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Other people in front of you at cashpoints.

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Time it takes to heat something in the oven as opposed to the microwave

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Clearing the windscreen when it’s icy

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Unfurling carpet of time

January.

It’s only the 10th!

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Ousting a tory government.

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The 14 bus back from town, why the hell does it go that way??

Hanging up the washing - should be as quick as it was to chuck in the machine in the first place.

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You’re in Leeds / Yorkshire aren’t you? The A17 is the slowest and crappest of all the roads.

Thinking up witty responses

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Liverpool to win the Premier League

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