#21

Passive aggressive this-ing.

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#22

Posting “^cock in hand” whenever any male user got too frisky (usually Theo)

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#23

Fact of the day!

46% of the London Underground is actually underground, stuff like that. Kind of the banal thread of its day

#24

asking marckee to apologise. I guess we’ve given up.

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#25

The good old days amirite guys!!111

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#26

Have fun?

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#27

He’ll be absolutely delighted with that.

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#28

I tried to fudge the 2013 Album of the Year vote by registering one joke account a week over the year and voting for the same record, i forget what it was, might have been the MONEY debut. Literally the first post i made in the thread someones head fell off at the mere mention of such a popular non-bedwetting album and my plan was scuppered.

In their heyday there was some bloody funny joke accounts. Sadly some of them became a bit mean-spirited…

#29

Was relatively funny that you could hide a link to ^This a post and people would click it and it would look like they’d endorsed something that they didn’t actually endorse

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#30

I had J_Kwon which I used about four times to ^This posts that mentioned being “tipsy”

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#31

MARLON: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this lift

ROSCOE: I know, it’s such an inconvenience, isn’t it?

MARLON: Yes. Do you want to play Monopoly

ROSCOE: We don’t have the pieces

MARLON: I mean imagination Monopoly

ROSCOE: That would be bad for morale, Marlon my old party-member. Consider: playing imagination Monopoly would simply mean “to ruminate upon the mechanics of capitalism”.

MARLON: Good shout. Those sorts of ruminations are fatal to one’s wellbeing. Hmm…

ROSCOE: How about we reminisce about past adventures like those shit episodes of American sitcoms where they show clips from previous episodes

MARLON: Ooh and this is even better bc now it fits into the tradition of American sitcoms self-referencing the shitness of clip show episodes yet doing them anyway

ROSCOE: Har har

(screen does that thing where it goes wurururururuweeurur and a vibraphone plays or something, and the keen-eyed of us notice that the film stock looks somewhat more aged and ROSCOE and MARLON have a youth to them that has yet to be weathered by Brexit)

ROSCOE: Oh my shit Marlon, it’s LMFAO

MARLON: They’re my favourite contemporary entertainers

ROSCOE: And mine, proper lyrics with meaning instead of all this modern nonsense

MARLON: Let’s call them

ROSCOE: What ho!

LOMBARD MICHAELS: Is that fans, Frederick Anrold Oskwitch?

FREDERICK ANROLD OSKWITCH: I reckon, Lombard Michaels. Let us enter social intercourse. Hello, fans!

ROSCOE: Hello, me and Marlon is your biggest fan

(suddenly we cut back to the present)

ROSCOE: Eureka Marlon, I have figured it out this mystery

MARLON: ELABORATE PLEASE??

ROSCOE: This isn’t a lift at all! It’s a wardrobe!

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#32

That was incredible at first. Make a thread on the music board called something like ‘WOAH, insane Radiohead cover of Wichita Lineman’ but the link made you this a post saying ‘All vegan food tastes like anus’.

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"Lifehacks" that are... not?
#33

:smiley:

I think I had a tricky one that was used similarly

#34

posting blank replies

#35
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#36

man the old boards sucked.

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#37
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#38

The ‘celebrity’ accounts where the likes of Ric Flair and Private Walker would show up with their take on the topic of the day etc. Good times, yet so amazing how stressed so many people got over them…

#39

Martin clunes on the post your music thread

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#40

fix