The big lads 38th birthday chilli weekender
keeping a fully grown walrus as a pet
Nightime woodland embrace near the castle
planting trees
Ian Surance surely? More subtle.
Actual Jurassic World made from the DNA of thawed out dinosaurs in siberia
A workmate was talking about this the other week. Couldnât believe Red Bull or someone havenât put crazy golf on TV
Better sports with helicopters, holograms and stuff (or just 3-way football)
rocket league irl
Shopping in an actual shop (high st will be gone)
Working in an actual office (âofficeâ workers will all wfh or in virtual offices
Rent-a-floor: the cheapest way to sleep for a night
Cancel retreats: retreats for social media personalities and celebrities that have been cancelled on social media
AI sex classes
Overthrowing the bourgeoisie
Sous vide
Tins of Crawfordâs Rover biscuits at classy dinner parties
Craft-burglaries/crime by hipsters
Craft tizer
Larry Potter: a new hope
Football Manager 2019
Street jousting
Cushions
Insulting someoneâs honour and demanding a duel.