Things that would be funny if done by a fast food worker

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  • sandwich artist at Subway signs their name at the bottom of each sub

  • when asked for a footlong, they take their shoes off and measure it based on that

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They explain every dish, ingredient and how it was prepared as they hand it to you.

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Unionising and demanding fair pay and work conditions (and winning).

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McDonalds worker says Mc in front of every single word of the transaction (impossible now owing to the machines)

“McThanks, McHere McIs McYour McChange” etc etc

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At a drive-thru, they take your order, put everything into the little paper bag, run out of the restaurant, round the side, along past the queue of cars and deliver the food to the passenger side

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McMaitre D’ showing you to your table

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Anyone at McD’s asks for any changes to a product i.e. no gherkins they say “Ronald says that hamburglar vibes so no”

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Lock the toilets so you have to ask for a key and they’ll only do it if you ask for a McShit

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Everyone at burger king calling customers squire

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Maccies worker gets a Burger King Deliverooed to themself while on shift at the counter. Chows down on it between severing customers and going “man, now THAT’S a burger”

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mcbeheading

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That’s not funny, you sick fuck!

Dammit @tilty!

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Just a simple typo! A simple typo that anyone might make.

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Customer asks for a zinger at KFC and the employee reads out a bit from Bob Monkhouse’s jokebook

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Handing over a happy meal saying ‘yknow this won’t actually make you happy?’

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anyone thinking about mcbeheading the burger king

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stand up comedy set