Things that would be nice if you were different to how you are


Watching This Country I was thinking how nice it would be to be a village vicar* if you were a believer.

*he’s a bit actory though, the guy, isn’t he?


Oh, everything, mostly.


I’d say loads of priests and the like are non-believers


Yeah I was thinking about that as well. It would get on my tits having to spout shit that I don’t believe in.

But if you are on a cushy number and have a crisis of faith you might as well carry on.


Been on a bit of Satan’s bouquet have we


It would be nice if I had self-confidence if I were a confident person.


Having the freedom to do what I want if I was v wealthy


Karaoke would be nice if I could sing.
The selfie thread would be nice if I didn’t hate every photograph of myself.


This isn’t the ‘being down on yourself’ thread, people!



It would be nice if I could g


I would like to do a youtube gardening series but alas I am not a computer/TV/camera dweeb!


May I offer you the services of @ericthefourth (what the fuck does he call himself now?)