Things that you can't just have one of

I always get the wrong mint and I hate it.

Anything that comes in a pack of two but the so called “serving size” is just one of them. I’m looking at you saino’s cheesecake slices

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Jaffa cakes

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Mr Kiplings Cherry Bakewells

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Guitars

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custard creams

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Cherries.

Inhalations

A drink

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Jammie Dodgers.

The real answer is Jaffa Cakes but @Epimer beat me to it.

nature valley crunchy oats and honey. got totally diddled by buying a ‘value pack’ of 20 bars which turned out to be ten packs of two.

as if you’re going to eat them one alone.

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after 8s. imagine a world where you don’t grab a handful of squares out the box, then throw the empty wrappers back in the box after.

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Matchsticks too

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profk is cancelled

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sausage in any meal. imagine have a single sausage with mash, or as part of a full english.

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Unless it’s one of those big brute bastard ring lads

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This but hash browns

4 is the optimum number. 3 on the plate and then 1 in reserve just in case the jobs not finished. sandwich option too if you’re full after 3.

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Pub I go to eat advertise pigs in blankets with their roast, but it’s actually a solitary pig in blanket

ridiculous.

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