Things that you can't just have one of

False advertising!

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or road slice of mondo pork pie. how do people just leave it there?

Had to ride my bike to tezzers once cause I’d accidentally eaten a pretty much full pack of ham while my parents were out. Replaced it then stole a couple of slices from the new pack so they wouldn’t twig

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No bread. Just neat processed ham

oh this pack of 12 sausages is going out date, i know i’ll cook them all, then slice and freeze them for my lunches this week. I’ll just let them cool while I go and do something… returns to kitchen, no sausages to be found.

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DISGUSTEN

whereas were it me, my parents would face this after asking where the ham had gone:

ffs

Feel like I’m genuinely a big loss to the world of meat eating.

reckon i’ll revert back to being accidentally veggie when I get back to the UK tbh. can’t afford british meat + too many nice veggie things.

pork chop night will remain, however.

Spain is fucking dire for veggies. Even the out of touch Liberal metropolitan elites of Barcelona weren’t great, anywhere less urban is horrendous

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brought two exes here on holiday, both were vegetarian. pretty sure everything they had contained meat of some sort but just kept my mouth shut. no harm no foul.

ftfy

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Yeah just go pescetarian in Spain now. Needs must and I love me some boquerones don’t I

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Read an article in a Spanish magazine several years ago about vegetarian diets, it focused on the meals being lighter rather than any “not eating animals aspect”, then gave a recipe for chicken

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all ‘vegetarian’ soups, rice dishes etc have a base of chicken or beef stock, guaranteed. unless you somehow manage to find a place that has beanbags for chairs/joss sticks on the knee height tables/white guy with dreadlocks manning the place.

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Guitar necks

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I was nearly in danger of doing some work today, instead I’m now looking up multi-necked monstrosities like this one:

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No such thing as a single slice of toast.

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Came here to say beer :beers:

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