Do this all the time. Especially when driving.

Yeah I do this as well, often in really bad stereotyped intl accents

whit?!

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Boiled eggs are for simple children.

So you don’t feel like they’re judging you for being “that guy who always buys chocolate bars/beer/lottery tickets/something else we can side-eye you for”?

what is this nonsense

When I want to come here I type “co” into the browser bar and then hit return, even though i know for a fact that “c” would have done the job. Used to do the same with “dr” at the old place.

Such a waste of a good egg.

Play guitar in front of the mirror :frowning:

Largely because my guitars are so attractive

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this

except in my wallet
I also place my coins in size order in my pocket

sometimes if I’m thinking about something too much whilst walking, I’ll suddenly blurt out a random word really loudly, to the surprise and confusion of all around.

if I say right or left out loud, I motion the direction with my hands correct to my own view.
In IT, currently talking peeps at work setting iPads and smartphones up, a lot of motioning going on :confused:

Was thinking fags and rizzla but this isn’t a reflection on @Ruffers who I don’t know and possibly wouldn’t have the need to get through more than one pack of each of these items a day…

You’d either have to be a smoking machine or just constantly losing things to get through more than one pack of rizla a day.

My paternal grandad used to smoke a hundred woodbines a day, but to try to make himself cut down he’d only buy packs of ten, and send a different child out each time to the shop to try to make it less embarrassing.

Loving the idea of kids strolling into a shop and asking for woodbines!

Similar: if I’m really engrossed in imagining being in a situation then I’ll start making the relevant facial expressions to go with the situation.

When I’m reading a book I sometimes start sort of whispering along. Only sort of half-realised I did it until my friend pointed it out.

I think it’s cos I have quite bad concentration and it helps me stay focused on what I’m reading and stop my mind from drifting off but it definitely marks me out as a simpleton.

a colleague pointed out this year that i sing little melodies out loud now and then

like i’ll complete a task and sing a three note fanfare to celebrate

literally had no idea i did it till he pointed it out

‘How do you like your eggs in the morning sweetheart’

‘Balanced’

If I’ve not seen someone or some people in a while, I’ll be slightly worried that they’ve grown to despise me in that time somehow and for some reason

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