'er indoors recently told me to start putting flaxseed on my cereal in the morning. Ok, fine. Don’t know why, would take seconds to Google and find out, but I don’t care.
(this is how people get poisoned by their partners, isn’t it. If I die mysteriously, check the flaxseed)
Post on drownedinsound.com
Come in here to post ‘post on DiS’, even though I’ve seen that laelfy has replied and am 90% certain that’s what she’ll have put.
Le postoi on ledrownedinsound.comoi
Not sure why I do most things tbh. Why am I even posting this?
Pace around the house when waiting for water to boil, when I’m on the phone, when brushing my teeth, etc
Loads of times I’ve thought “if I’d asked for help like two months ago, i wouldn’t be in this situation where it would look really mad to suddenly be asking for help”
Really stupid stuff like that
Shake bags of crisps/crisp-type snacks. I’m not at all convinced it makes any difference to most crisps. They also must be opened the right way up to avoid bad luck even though, obviously, crisp packets do not affect luck
Still, better safe than sorry eh
Yeah I like to think I’ve banished most vestiges of superstition from my life (I can have the TV volume at any number I like!), but still would never countenance opening a bag of crips at the bottom.
if a packet of pretty much anything has a clear top and bottom then you have to open it at the top otherwise it’s just wrong
(I’m sure there are legitimate exceptions but I can’t think of any off the top of my head)
Bananas
bananas don’t come in packets
The skin is a kind of packet. If you think about it.
Tap cans before opening them.
Thanks Dr Lectimer
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I will think about it
Go on the Guardian website all the time. Nearly never read owt, but I load it up a few times a day and scroll a bit and then close it and all that’s happened is I’ve wasted about 2 mins.
Think that’s why I do a lot of things, just to mindlessly kill a few minutes.