I just got one from ikea for £29. Some pricks before me got a big tall one. Still only £29. Mine is about 5ft 7?
yeah sounds about right, per person though
I’m all about the independents, gives your tree a more festive warmth.
pumpkin
hey balonz what should petrol cost
£1 - £4 (depending on size)
Does or should?
Does ~£1.25 a litre.
Should? A lot less but then that would encourage more driving. So it’s tricky.
£2 a litre but all the profits go into subsidising Christmas Trees, water, milk and airport parking.
What if someone wanted to patent some sort of milk delivery system?
didn’t ask
I get £20 to spend in Ikea in January though? So really my tree was £9.
Enjoy the chill coming off your corporate tree!
(minimum 40-45 minute to the nearest Ikea)
I’d be extremely concerned about my employer’s sudden change in direction.
Six foot is a lot of milk, to be fair.
Also
Maybe it would be if the English stopped stealing it
It’s £10 a foot here in London, though the guy sold me a 3.5 footer for £30 on the proviso I didn’t tell his boss. Merry Christmas!
Fucking hell, I should have loaded up on them and driven up to the big smoke!
When you don’t have a car, your options for Christmas tree purchasing can be very limited. They had me over a barrel!
Do you have saws in London? Were you able to saw an inch off the trunk?
yesterday i was walking to the shop and outside a shop there were a fuckload of christmas trees in netting seemingly abandoned. i said to plasticmike quite loudly “oooooh abandoned christmas trees! shall we steal one” just as we rounded the corner to reveal a christmas tree keeper man, who looked disgusted at me.
I can’t afford to lose an inch, it’s tiny as it is.
Not in Tezzers
