Tell you what pisses me off about water companies, always trying to get me to insure THEIR pipes that lead upto my house. Fuck off cunts, I consider those your pipes!
£2 single, £4 all-dayer
Send them back and put in your own
£ 30 - £40
£0.45 - £0.55
£200 - £250 p/year
£3 - £5
£100 - £150
£20 - £50 p/day
I just got one from ikea for £29. Some pricks before me got a big tall one. Still only £29. Mine is about 5ft 7?
yeah sounds about right, per person though
I’m all about the independents, gives your tree a more festive warmth.
hey balonz what should petrol cost
£1 - £4 (depending on size)
Does or should?
Does ~£1.25 a litre.
Should? A lot less but then that would encourage more driving. So it’s tricky.
£2 a litre but all the profits go into subsidising Christmas Trees, water, milk and airport parking.
What if someone wanted to patent some sort of milk delivery system?
I get £20 to spend in Ikea in January though?
So really my tree was £9.
Enjoy the chill coming off your corporate tree!
(minimum 40-45 minute to the nearest Ikea)
I’d be extremely concerned about my employer’s sudden change in direction.
Six foot is a lot of milk, to be fair.
Maybe it would be if the English stopped stealing it
It’s £10 a foot here in London, though the guy sold me a 3.5 footer for £30 on the proviso I didn’t tell his boss. Merry Christmas!
Fucking hell, I should have loaded up on them and driven up to the big smoke!