Things that you have never finished

Pretty sure I have never finished an aftershave. Don’t really wear them at all anymore and cannot think of putting an empty one in a bin.

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Gravity’s Rainbow

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Couldn’t see past the tears? Although I suppose the holistic beauty doesn’t hit you until the end.

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This repl

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Don Dellilo Underworld (started it like 4 times)
Infinite Jest (three times).

I don’t give a fuck if you have read either of these, you’re not better than me you absolute wankerchief.

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when you say aftershave, do you mean the splash on your face one or the spray one?

This needs further examination.

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Prior to having kids: a tub of sudocrem
Since having kids: get through a couple a year easy

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A cryptic crossword

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All of them, blutz. Anything smelly that you dab or spray behind your ears to try and fool people you would like to have sex with that you aren’t a smelly.

the king on netflix

might finish it tonight

Half-Life 2
Thief the Dark Project 2
Elite
Sam & Max
Breaking Bad
Wind up Bird Chronicle
Suicide Squad
The Last Boyscout
Temple Run

(Off the top of my head.)

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interesting. i’m wondering if you’ve ever found the right one? what I mean is I’ve never finished ones given cheap as gifts etc but find I finish the ones I like

I could never do the FINISH HIM moves on Mortal Kombat, if that counts

stopped watching 5 episodes from the end. not really sure why, i was enjoying it. too long has passed now, don’t think i’ll ever watch it.

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I have owned some Davidoff Cool Water so I have definitely had the right one at some stage.

Naked Lunch
A Clockwork Orange

few other books probably

Lotus 49 model car
‘Passage to India’

Almost finished a bottle of Siracha sauce after 3 years. Just half a cm left.

“Once opened consume within 8 weeks” my arse.

A jar of shrimp paste.

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