you know how english people think they´re speaking spanish by adding an a or an o after an english word? spanish people do the same but remove the letter. get a lot of the following:
duck - pat (pato)
cow - vac (vaca)
cat - gat (gato)
another thing is no one knows how to say central heating here. They try and say it as ´calefacc´ (calefacción) and I always want to shout ´DREAM OF CALIFORNICATION´ when they do it