Things that're defined by the worst thing they do

Look how much of an edgelord he looked

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Chief Medical Officer (CMO) - Professor Chris Whitty

And yet nobody talks about his natty hat or moustache.

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not sure i understand this thread

sticking up for poorly understood things regularly maligned by their name, like anteaters

@japes the cyclist

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… Turkish messengers came to [Vlad] to pay respects, but refused to take off their turbans, according to their ancient custom, whereupon he strengthened their custom by nailing their turbans to their heads with three spikes, so that they could not take them off.

— Antonio Bonfini: Historia Pannonica [151]

blimey.

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just banter

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bants

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FUCK

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then it’s not just a clever name

Death Valley

Just a bit of desert isn’t it? Loads of people have visited it on their holidays and survived

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Algae being all slimy and gross

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Also a staple food for the geese, if Roath Lake is anything to go by

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Lions. sharing

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Sloths. Not even an accurate name, they’re slow, not lazy ffs.

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Imagine discovering sloths and just judging them immediately as slovenly :joy:

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German sausage-mongers

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Lions: always hit the heights

We prefer sausage munching boche or Fritz, the bratwurst guzzler.