Speak for yourself, Kinders. I have a database of several million possible replies saved, catering for every possible situation. I haven’t improvised a post since 2007.
Written July 6th 2013
There are approximately as many atoms in a grain of sand as there are grains of sand on all the beaches on Earth.
Bumblebees and aeroplanes being able to fly (unless you fully understand the physics of it all)
Might not be improvised, we might think we’re improvising but we’re not. A computer programme typing pre programmed things into a computer. Mental
The only qualified mechanic in Mike and the Mechanics was actually Mike.
When we were yoot we discovered that conversation was just questions and statements (sort of, you have exclamation and stuff) so every time someone said something we would either shout ‘question’ or ‘statement’.
What great fun!
Like a street version of 15-1?
QUESTION!
I used to say this to my old colleague who would buy “limited edition” apples from M&S.
STATEMENT!
Tell me what you think about me. I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings.
statement!
STATEMENT! (uh-oh)
There’s an arrow in the FedEx logo.
SPAR stands for Selling Produce, Always Ready!
Doesn’t even rhyme
Should have read the post above mine.
It never fails to freak my nut that in approx 120 years’ time (or whatever the longest a human born today lives for) there will be a completely different population of humans living on Earth.
Plus Keith Richards
Snoop dog?
