#16

The only qualified mechanic in Mike and the Mechanics was actually Mike.

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#17

When we were yoot we discovered that conversation was just questions and statements (sort of, you have exclamation and stuff) so every time someone said something we would either shout ‘question’ or ‘statement’.

What great fun!

#18

Like a street version of 15-1?

#19

QUESTION!

#20

I used to say this to my old colleague who would buy “limited edition” apples from M&S.

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#21

STATEMENT!

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#22

Tell me what you think about me. I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings.

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#23

statement!

#24

STATEMENT!
(uh-oh)

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#25

There’s an arrow in the FedEx logo.

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#26

SPAR stands for Selling Produce, Always Ready!

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#27

Doesn’t even rhyme

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#28

Should have read the post above mine.

#29

It never fails to freak my nut that in approx 120 years’ time (or whatever the longest a human born today lives for) there will be a completely different population of humans living on Earth.

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#30

Plus Keith Richards

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#31

Snoop dog?

#32

This might actually be as good as it gets.

#33

At one point you were the youngest person alive on the planet woah

Well, except Theo who was pre-programmed to start at 35 years old.

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#34

I believe you mean 100011

And yes I did a Marckee on that

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#35

Response to @anon67149139, obvs