Things to do when you're drunk (polls and whatever)

Ride a skateboard and fall off

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

Cheesy karaoke duet

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

Big hug I love you maaaan!

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

chat shit and philosophise

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

smoke a doobie and throw up

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

get into an argument about a tedious historical fact that doesn’t actually matter

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

bust out the acoustic guitar

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

Only if alone

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Constantly internally question why you’re not enjoying yourself as much as all the other drunk people, sink more and more into yourself and go really quiet before leaving early and beating yourself up about it and then probably throwing up

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

Apply for jobs

  • Yeah
  • Nah

0 voters

order way more food than you actually want

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

Cycle home from the pub and see how far you can go with your eyes shut / no hands

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

I don’t have a bike but this sounds fun

It’s great
Prefer cycling at night anyway cos you have the road to yourself

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Cuts deep

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play poker

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

temporarily enjoy nu metal

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

find a dog and say “who’s a good boy??! yes you are! yes you are! ooosh oosh oosh!” and ruffle their fur for ages

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

watch the sports

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

smile in a really goofy way and stare off into the middle distance

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

take your friend’s glasses and be like “woah I can’t see anything!”

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

go for a pee then re-enter the room doing a weird little dance that isn’t very cool

  • yeah haha!
  • nah

0 voters

As a glasses wearer, please don’t do this drunk people

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There’s no such thing as more food than I want.

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