Proper cba face from her team mate here
If you get to the final, when Armstrong tells you that you have won a Pointless trophy, be sure to do a little victory dance and go âYay!â pretending that that was the real reason you came.
Not a fan? Or do you want the Thursday Murder Club books to come out at higher frequency?
Canât stand the bloke
Woah this is gonna send shockwaves up and down the nation
âItâs been great having you on the show. Ladies and gentleman: Richard!â
(canned applause)
Oh another russian bot trying to keep us out of the EU by belittling the adults in the room is it
Who? Me!? No way!
No true lover of the EU would talk about Richard like that
âWill still be doing the celebrity showsâ
Oh Iâll turn up if I donât have to rub shoulders with the disgusting general public.
Absolute fucking weapon
Matthias Sammer, Igor Belanov, Allan Simonsen.
âŚshould World Footballer of the Year winners crop up.
They must spend fucking ages recording those programmes. Thereâs about ten a day arenât there? Iâd sack it off just to get some kip.
Of all the things he does really only house of games actually requires him doesnât it? Anyone can chuck out those books and pointless just needs any old nerd to sit there and read out words.
Xanders worse than Osman though
Both tories, imho. At least Osman bought his mam a house. Armstrongâs from a fairly long line of double-barrelled well-to-dos.
Donât get why heâs still doing the celebrity ones
If I ever were to go on pointless I would be sure to say I have a friend who was also once the considerably less talented side kick of Ben miller.
Workload probably. If they do eight episodes a day itâs probably a weekâs work a year for him while retaining a BBC salary.
Nah heâs a guaranteed lib dem