The obvious is Father Christmas and the tooth fairy. Not real.
Then we get onto lava, and quicksand (neither exist despite the videos we saw as children, lava isn’t really a thing imo and quicksand is just wet sand and no one’s ever gotten stuck in it really).
Third is pigeons, which is a bit trickier. Technically real in the sense we’ve all seen them, but they aren’t what we think they are (not birds, actually spy robots, no I won’t be having this discussion again).
Magnets I’m on the fence about.
Jobs, my brother in christ.
Can always rely on you for a sensible contribution. Thank you! I agree!
The structures and systems governing our lives
In an i-spy book my son’s got you get 50 points for spotting a badger and they specify dead ones count
they run like cats, i thought they would waddle but they can run
Brains. They’re just meat.
I saw a badger walking down the street walking really ealy in the morning after I’d finished a night shift. Walked straight past me, I was too tired to fully appreciate the moment.
How do you feel about the fact that your skeleton
There’s quite a lot of “villages” in this country that aren’t real but somebody has gone to the trouble of building real train stations for the fake places.
“The next station is Harrietsham” - yeah, alright mate, sure…
Exactly. You’re typing with bones. Nah, that’s bullshit imho
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