Things where it would be funny if (polls)

would have been funny if instead of forgiving the guy who shot him and asking for a pardon, Pope John Paul II publicly insisted on a maximum sentence and chatted shit about the guy for years after, saying things like ‘i would have had him in a fist fight’ and ‘hope he’s rotting in jail’ etc

  • yeah, that would’ve been funny
  • i don’t think that’s funny

0 voters

the snooker referee gets into a heated argument with one of the players, and snaps a cue over the table and starts throwing the balls

  • yeah, that would’ve been funny
  • i don’t think that’s funny

0 voters

Princess Diana’s ghost just stood there at all royal photo engagements angrily pointing at the queen

  • Yeah funny
  • Nah not funny

0 voters

Snooker is vry srs bsnss, so I don’t find that funny

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Snooker ref pots the black when the player is about to get a 147

  • Funny
  • Not funny

0 voters

You ask for a coke at a bar, the bartender says “is Pepsi OK?” and you say “Well it’s not bad, but I’d prefer a coke!!!”

  • That’s pretty funny!!!
  • You should be barred from every drinking establishment worldwide

0 voters

A dog walks by carrying a gigantic stick

  • Yeah that’s funny
  • Not funny

0 voters

I don’t think its that funny but I don’t think it’s worth being barred for

On the new series of Masterchef Gregg Wallace is blindfolded for the entire series with no explanation given

  • Funny
  • Not funny

0 voters

Sean turns DiS into an NFT

  • funny
  • not funny

0 voters

can a @moderators change the ‘were’ in the title to ‘where’

There aren’t any, so I’ve done it.

2 Likes

if cats understood and vibed to songs, but only if all the lyrics in it are replaced with ‘meow’ instead of a word

  • that would be funny
  • not funny

0 voters

Blackbirds didn’t sing they just did massive burps instead. Like a human burp. Really loud.

  • Funny
  • Not funny

0 voters