Things where the miniaturised versions are far more popular than the originals

[aboynamedgoo]

Cheques

[HotBeefTrauma]

USB

[Icarus-Smicarus]

That’s the chunky version of something

[Icarus-Smicarus]

Driver

[wikihock]

Eggs

[JaguarPirate]

Babies

[Octobadger]

Globes

[waveyswirley]

Remember micropigs? Bit passé now I suppose.

[froglet]

Mums

[dktrfaustus]

Sausage rolls

[froglet]

“Pet micro pig turns out to be just a regular pig” is my favourite genre of news story.

I saw one once where a woman had bought a micro pig, found out it was just a normal sized (ie massive) farm pig, then bought another one and was claiming to be surprised that it also turned out to be a normal pig. Like come on, after the first one you knew the second one was going to be just a pig, just admit that you just wanted another full sized pig!

[GoFasterStripes]

James Arg Argent did this on TOWIE, he got a micropig called Mr D’Arcy for Lydia but then it turned out to just be a standard pig

A macropig?

[1101010]

@ma0sm

Very disappointed it’s not just called Bel

But the ones we buy are called Mini BabyBel so it makes sense. They’re just the only type we see so we drop the mini.

[1101010]

@cutthelights

Ripperton

Loving you(r work)

[Mistersteve]

Christmas donkeys.

[yeahetc]

Had some of these the other day. So… normal strawbs?

[still_he_persisted]

Looks like the bear is about to cum in that poor strawberry’s hair

[Epimer]

Subbuteo

[TKC]

Bow Wow

[hexagram]

@1101010

But the ones we buy are called Mini BabyBel so it makes sense. They’re just the only type we see so we drop the mini.

Maybe there is a Bel that we haven’t seen, a next size up. Sort of like…