Things which hurt your tongue which is a terrible thing to happen

Food that is too hot.
Ulcers.
Your teeth sometimes by accident.

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A kiss by a rose

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Funny how shoes have tongues, but the hole you put your foot into isn’t called the mouth of the shoe

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Long cunnilingus session

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Always wondered if you could reach a point where the underneath bit would actually rupture and start bleeding. That would not be good for the mood.

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Licking a frozen bridge

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Chewing on the plastic stick of a chupa chups lolly until it splinters and cuts your tongue a bit.

This just happened and inspired this thread.

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chewing a cocktail stick and doing that trick where you spin it round in your mouth and accidentally impaling your tongue on the cocktail stick

(i think this might happen in the film Uncle Buck)

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Improve your technique and it doesn’t take as long.

I’m no expert but it’s not a race

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Eating an entire pack of these in one sitting because they are so vinegary and good you can’t stop.

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Molten pasty

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Sherbet lemons.

Sharp food (broken crisps, splintered hard sweets, that sort of stuff)

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One of those hard baguettes that hurt the roof of your trap :sob::sob::sob:

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Pear drops

Once licked a knife and it was stupidly sharp. Had a cut about 1.5cm deep for months which KILLED

^^ rejected Katy Perry lyrics

ftfy

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Fffffffffffuuiuuuck mate. :grimacing: