Things which just don't make any logical sense


#1
  • Why it’s the norm to wash fruit just with tap water, as if that would make it cleaner (bonus points for bananas and other non-skin-edible fruit)
  • Why it’s the norm to wipe your bum with toilet paper, though if you got poo in your ear, cleaning it off just with a tissue would be a one-way ticket to disease
  • The popularity of James Corden
  • YOU STARTING SHIT THREADS LOL (Pre-emptive strike)

#2

Do you wash bananas??


#3

Fuckin’ magnets

(I think enough time has elapsed to be able to say this again)


#4

#5

Ah, the ol’ Caesarean section method


#6

That’s just Not Right.


#7

Brexit


#8

No, but some supermarkets’ packaging advises you to.


#9

Not using cotton buds to clean your ears


#10

Not being allowed to use a mobile phone at a petrol station


#11

Really struggling to get past this part.

What?


#12


#13

Saw two blokes having a heated argument on a forecourt once because one of them was on his phone.

“You’ll blow us up you fucking idiot”


#14

this description of it is perfect, but made me oddly queasy


#15

Pob has massively gone off the rails.


#16

bollocks tho innit


#17

#18

Any farmer’s boy who’s been muckspreading has gotta have got poo in their ear once in a while


#19

how funny i find things like Dat Boi and ‘Big fuckin bag of cans with the lads’ memes


#20

Cos he’s got shit for brains