Things which make you a definite tory if you own them

Rolex watch
Set of golf clubs
Private jet
Your own island
Electric toothbrush

What else?

DiS account

6 Likes

Conservative Party Membership Card

29 Likes

‘World’s Greatest Tory’ mug

8 Likes

Duck house

8 Likes

THE LIBS!!!

30 Likes

The means of production?

22 Likes

Shares and antiques

shower curtains

1 Like

Lobster and crab claw crackers

any of the following on or around your property: drawbridge, moat, portcullis.

2 Likes

A separate letter box to your house, especially if it is on a wall at the end of a driveway.

My wee terraced housre has a little porch, might whack a portcullis up on it and join the fucking elite!

3 Likes

Tickets to England vs Australia in the ruggers at Twickenham on Saturday

13 Likes

Hot tub

2 Likes

subscription to ‘The Horse and Hound’ or similar.

human house

3 Likes

Collection of ropes and knots (none sexual)

1 Like

Jodhpurs

Roomba