#87

Double glazing. Oooooh 'ark at his lordship with the double glazing.

#88

u mean a snowboard?

#89

British national poodle party?

#90

I do not.

#92

Home with a dining room

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#95

I was doing so well

#96

fresh fruit and vegetables rather than tinned or jarred kinds

#98

Light bulbs like this

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#99

Some of those things in glass jars at Waitrose are pretty pricey, mind you. (It took me four members of staff until I found someone who’d even heard of artichokes, for Pete’s sake!)

#100

What about smart lights where I tell my Amazon Echo to turn the lights on rather than touching a common or garden light switch?

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#101

Depends if they’re pointy.

#102

And finally the throw back Edison filament brown ones.

#103

I’ve never looked at them. Clive’s the Tory in our relationship.

#105

It’s not really that good apart from Creep

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#106

*Ultralight Beam

#107

property
ivory set

#108

the spittle of a severed pig’s head round your willy

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#110

A glass chess set.

I remember on a weekend school trip to Wales in Year 6, there was this kid in our class who bought a glass chess set with him, and actually pointed out it was glass and said ‘I’ve bought my glass chess set with me, wouldn’t anyone like to play?’

Glass chess. What the fuck man?

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#111

I hope you stole his lunch money.

#112

Just seemed a bit pretentious and Tory to me, that’s all