Things which make you a definite tory if you own them

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*HQ

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Trousers in any hue from salmon pink to brick red.

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Car if you live in London

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More than two sizes of fork.

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Agreed

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Someone thinks Corbyn is a bit too right-wing for them.

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I’m a Pablo Iglesias fanboy now, a quiz told me so.

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Cummerbund.

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Aga

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Michael Gove’s face

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sofa

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Fancy pen

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Doo.

Pineapple.
Ground coffee.

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Liberal Democrat party membership card

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Pair of skis

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Just one is fine though

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Suggests you (ineffectively) robbed a Tory

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Or that he’s a one legged skier.

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A selection of seasonal Heritage carrots, charred orange, ricotta, chicory, hazelnut brittle, honey & orange glaze (v).

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You can buy electric toothbrushes quite inexpensively these days. Your dentist recommends it.

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