Things which sound cute but aren't actually cute things


#1

Little Italy
The ‘small’ of one’s back
Noodles from The Offspring
Honey Badger

Please tell me things which sound cute but aren’t actually cute things.


#2

But that’s the cutest part of the back!

Don’t think anything is going to top this for level of disparity between cute sound and un-cute reality


#3

angles < 90°


#4

Angina


#5

Goebbels


#6

Li’l Wayne


#7

Small intestine


#8

heart murmurs


#9

snoop doggy dogg


#10

Uzi


#11

The Meadows in Nottingham


#12

Was just thinking various places in London

Wood Green
Cheshunt
Abbey Wood
etc


#13

Acute Gastroenteritis


#14

image


#15

Moss Side in Manchester too I guess


#16

what’s cute about moss


#17

Honey Badger is totally cute

Tyrann_Mathieu_by_Gage_Skidmore


#18

Shingles


#19

Good call.

Chicken pox.


#20

Whilst the place names are mostly accurate for this thread, I reckon generally they’re called something nice to dress up the fact they’re a shithole.