Things which sound cute but aren't actually cute things

#1

Little Italy
The ‘small’ of one’s back
Noodles from The Offspring
Honey Badger

Please tell me things which sound cute but aren’t actually cute things.

#2

But that’s the cutest part of the back!

Don’t think anything is going to top this for level of disparity between cute sound and un-cute reality

#3

angles < 90°

#4

Angina

#5

Goebbels

#6

Li’l Wayne

#7

Small intestine

#8

heart murmurs

#9

snoop doggy dogg

#10

Uzi

#11

The Meadows in Nottingham

#12

Was just thinking various places in London

Wood Green
Cheshunt
Abbey Wood
etc

#13

Acute Gastroenteritis

#14

image

#15

Moss Side in Manchester too I guess

#16

what’s cute about moss

#17

Honey Badger is totally cute

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#18

Shingles

#19

Good call.

Chicken pox.

#20

Whilst the place names are mostly accurate for this thread, I reckon generally they’re called something nice to dress up the fact they’re a shithole.