Things which taste better in their artificial form than the real thing

Banana :banana:

  • Agree
  • Disagree

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Bubblegum

  • Agree
  • Disagree
  • wait

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STRAWBERRY

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Dick

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I respected your format and now this?

Isn’t the generic banana flavour we’re used to different because it comes from a banana that went extinct in the 50s or something?
So it’s a bit like comparing a baguette to a farmhouse loaf

Cola Bottles

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  • Disagree

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Strawberry

  • Agree
  • Disagree

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Dick

  • Agree
  • Disagree
  • wait

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Sorry, gorgeous. I am just so passionate about “Strawberry flavoured things are nicer than strawberries” that I had to just rush in here to yell it out.

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I can’t stay mad at you xx

God bless x

Tomato

  • Agree
  • Disagree

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The pick n mix is a goldmine for this stuff.

White mice? Better artificial.

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Turf

  • Agree
  • Disagree
  • Am no a grass

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Prawn cocktail

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  • Disagree

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Got a friend with an artificial lawn and it’s just weird imho.

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Lovely stuff, this. Love the idea of a garden that I have to hoover. Might set up a patch in my living room.

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Artificial banana flavour is incredible because most flavour profiles for actual foods are these really complex things caused by mixtures of subtly different chemicals in differing amounts and then there’s this cunt

You can make it in an A level chemistry class and it’s pure (artificial) banana flavour.

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Melon :melon:

  • Agree
  • Disagree

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