#24

Don’t need a mixer?

#25

I think you’re overestimating how much effort I’m willing to put in.

#26

you rip a dees trousers

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#27

Nuptials

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#28

pre-nuptial agreement

#29

That’s an adjective.

#30

plural?

#31

yes, singular :slight_smile:

#33

Correct. “I have a bunch of two dogs” for example

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#34

According to the Countdown dictionary, you can only have plurals of fajitas, cornflakes and giblets. Madness

#35

Then the Countdown dictionary is, with all due respect, a fucking disgrace.

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#36

Molasses? Mole asses

Mo’ lasses amirite?

Cwbaft

#37

u ok hun?

#38

that’s a yummy meal

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#39

Yeah that was a bit ketchup / catsup

#40

You have no idea.

#41

The trouser thing causes my gf all sorts of problems!

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#42

Also: Russian clocks.

#43

And owness?

#44

Sheep