Things you can't be arsed to start threads about (Rolling)


#1
  • was gonna start one about those protestors storming the racist, colonialist cafe in finsbury park
  • Had one about Capitalisation Preferences
  • today’s lunch thread i guess

probably some others. how about you? what threads can’t you be arsed with starting?


#2

Be the change you want to see, Eric


#3

I did like the owner of that cafe’s response being basically: “We don’t celebrate colonialism; we buy all our coffee from Commonwealth countries.”


#4

Was gonna do a ‘what’s been your favourite poll of new DiS so far?’ thread the other day but having to trawl through the (very functional) search box seemed like too much effort.


#5

no right answer though is there. annoying cafe branding, completely pointless protest. you just can’t win these days.


#6

oh yeah was gonna start a music board thread about the new deaf hevens album but cba


#7

Best rolling tobacco (straight smokers need not apply)


#8

One about how to remove sock fluff that has melded with the carpet and changed its colour, time machine is my only idea so far


#9

doghair brush?


#10

Facebook polls and how they’re a bunch of shit. The thread would probably have just ended up as a load of “witty” polls and no real discussion of how crap Facebook polls are so I didn’t bother.


#11

oh god yeah! do you agree with my contentious opinion on politics Y/N?

f that


#12

It appears on my timeline every time some creature on my friend list votes in one. “Ooh, Andy prefers Pepsi over Coke”. Fuck offffffffff.


#13

they have these on instagram now too. self-appointed insta celebrities wanting to know which part of the world their fanbase is in. FO,M.


#14

Wanking tales


#15
  • The Beautiful Ones’ review of every UK number 1. He offered to hand on the baton to me in autumn 2013 (starting from Rat Trap by the Boomtown Rats), but I felt I couldn’t do his hard work justice, nor indeed Tom Ewing’s similar project on http://freakytrigger.co.uk/popular

  • A thread on building up a complete league table of which countries have been the goodies and the baddies in history. Will leave that to the more seasoned history buffs.

  • A parody of the Scary Door called “The Relaxing Blanket” in which we share heartwarming stories of everyday kindness and love. Very hygge.


#16

What was the cause of my explosive and agonising toilet experience about half an hour ago?

  • Rare steak with salad eaten at 7pm yesterday
  • Five pints of ale (both cask and keg) between 7.30pm and midnight yesterday
  • Egg and sausage McMuffin at 9am this morning

0 voters


#17

I was thinking of starting a spin-off to your locks thread: “things in your life that you need a knack to use”.

Example: our shower: it works fine, but it’s advisable to turn the cold tap on first, then the hot, the turn the cold tap down.


Things of yours that you need(/needed) a knack to use
#18

i can almost be arsed to start a thread about static shocks and how prone you are to experiencing them and what you think the cause might be*

*gonna put this one in the maybe pile so i reserve the right to start this thread later on


#19

The tv show American vandal.


#20

It was ok.