Things you chew that you shouldn't

No wood chat!

I chew my clothes a bit. Usually ok but Dead Cells means I have put a few holes in t-shirts. According to my wife I am the only person to chew clothes. I carry them in my mouth too.

Testicles

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Pen lids
Empty ink cartridges
Skin around my thumb and fingernails

Pen lids.

I used to chew my t-shirt collars when I was a kid, too, but I grew out of that.

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Skin around fingernails

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Fingernails
Skin around fingernails

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Inside of cheeks

Not had a shirt since?

Your own?

Fingernails
Skin around finger nails
General skin
The odd scab
Pen lids
Inside of cheeks

Anything I can get my hands on really

Depends who’s asking

Is it a collar? Does a t-shirt have a collar?

Have you tried cloth? I can highly recommend.

I think he means polo shirt

I wear adult ones now.

beard

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What a fool!

Crew neck t-shirt. I guess technically they don’t have a collar, but they do have the hem.

I used to also chew the base of the ‘V’ on v-necked school sweaters.

Can tell when my boss is having a bad day, cos she starts crunching through the Bics.

I just relentlessly chew my fingers 24/7.

Also trim my toe nails by biting them, to the disgust of my wife.

Ah yeah, pretty bad for this