^This
Maw?
That “I never promised you a rose garden” is a sexual metaphor
It’s sudocrem
Elaborate
you could do with cutting your nails
Nonsense, he’s got lovely nails.
means her fannydango
The app Tinder gives you matches. MATCHES ARE TINDER.
Erm…
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mind
blown
Bone china contains bones
Everywhere in London is walkable
I only yesterday realised that the band name Babyshambles is most probably a play on the word Babycham
I know, right, you’ll never hear it in the same way again
Ha, I’d never realised that either
Calippo-gate. Fucks sake, it was even invented by a guy called John Calippo in 1951.
Amazing
Thing is though it isnt