Things you didn't realise until recently (episode 2,759)

obvious
really

#1

^This

Maw?


#2

That “I never promised you a rose garden” is a sexual metaphor


#3

It’s sudocrem


#4

Elaborate


#5

you could do with cutting your nails


#6

I thought that black bean sauce was just a type of sauce then thought wait…is it just soy sauce??? Have I been ordering literally the most unimaginative sauce for my Chinese takeouts??? Then googled it and it turned out black bean sauce isn’t soy sauce


#7

Nonsense, he’s got lovely nails.


#8

means her fannydango


#9

The app Tinder gives you matches. MATCHES ARE TINDER.


#10

Erm…


#11

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#12

mind
blown


#13

#14

Bone china contains bones


#15

Everywhere in London is walkable


#16

I only yesterday realised that the band name Babyshambles is most probably a play on the word Babycham


#17

I know, right, you’ll never hear it in the same way again


#18

Ha, I’d never realised that either


#19

Calippo-gate. Fucks sake, it was even invented by a guy called John Calippo in 1951.


#20

:smiley: Amazing