Things you didn't realise until recently (episode 2,759)

^This

Maw?

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That “I never promised you a rose garden” is a sexual metaphor

It’s sudocrem

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Elaborate

you could do with cutting your nails

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Nonsense, he’s got lovely nails.

means her fannydango

The app Tinder gives you matches. MATCHES ARE TINDER.

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Erm…

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mind
blown

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Bone china contains bones

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Everywhere in London is walkable

I only yesterday realised that the band name Babyshambles is most probably a play on the word Babycham

I know, right, you’ll never hear it in the same way again

Ha, I’d never realised that either

Calippo-gate. Fucks sake, it was even invented by a guy called John Calippo in 1951.

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:smiley: Amazing

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Thing is though it isnt