That “I never promised you a rose garden” is a sexual metaphor
you could do with cutting your nails
Nonsense, he’s got lovely nails.
means her fannydango
The app Tinder gives you matches. MATCHES ARE TINDER.
Bone china contains bones
Everywhere in London is walkable
I only yesterday realised that the band name Babyshambles is most probably a play on the word Babycham
I know, right, you’ll never hear it in the same way again
Ha, I’d never realised that either
Calippo-gate. Fucks sake, it was even invented by a guy called John Calippo in 1951.
Thing is though it isnt