That “I never promised you a rose garden” is a sexual metaphor
you could do with cutting your nails
I thought that black bean sauce was just a type of sauce then thought wait…is it just soy sauce??? Have I been ordering literally the most unimaginative sauce for my Chinese takeouts??? Then googled it and it turned out black bean sauce isn’t soy sauce
Nonsense, he’s got lovely nails.
means her fannydango
The app Tinder gives you matches. MATCHES ARE TINDER.
Bone china contains bones
Everywhere in London is walkable
I only yesterday realised that the band name Babyshambles is most probably a play on the word Babycham
I know, right, you’ll never hear it in the same way again
Ha, I’d never realised that either
Calippo-gate. Fucks sake, it was even invented by a guy called John Calippo in 1951.