Bone china contains bones

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Everywhere in London is walkable

I only yesterday realised that the band name Babyshambles is most probably a play on the word Babycham

I know, right, you’ll never hear it in the same way again

Ha, I’d never realised that either

Calippo-gate. Fucks sake, it was even invented by a guy called John Calippo in 1951.

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:smiley: Amazing

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Thing is though it isnt

Aren’t black beans soy beans?

All beans in Chinese cooking seem to be soy beans fermented differently.

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The real meaning of the joke, “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

Not uncommon. See also:
James Cornetto
Tim Magnum
Eugene 99 With Two Flakes

The ‘real’ meaning…?

Everyone thinks it’s an example of “anti-humour”, where the punchline is merely a statement of fact. But really it is a joke about suicide and passing over to “the other side”.

“Side” is a double entendre. It can also be interpreted as a “side” of beef. Which is ironic, because it’s a chicken.

Chico Chocice

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Oh yes - I do like this one!

Pickles are cucumbers :open_mouth:

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tonsils aren’t the things at the back of your throat

settlers of catan is a real board game and wasn’t made up for parks and rec

Buck’s Fizz and buckfast are different things

No diggidy wasn’t written and performed by the backstreet boys

So many surprises in 2017

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Came here to post this