Things you do to annoy everybody


#1

Call out of office autoway
Pronounce greasy as gree zee.


#2

If anyone says everything or exist or whatever they are getting a demerit.


#3

Get into arguments when people say something is a waste of time and I just say time is a construct and we’re always wasting time cause we’re just waiting for death basically


#4

involuntary leg shaking and tapping/drumming on things


#5

Currently have a very conspicuous tickly cough


#6

Everything or exist or whatever


#7

2 demerits (actually that might be three)


#8

post on here?


#9

Does that annoy, say… your cousin or your friend Angus?


#10

yeah, pretty sure my friend angus gets wound up


#11

anyone that does this is fair game for a dead leg imo


#12

Massively


#13

Ok that’s fine then


#14
  1. Constantly shout profanities at the TV screen while playing video games.
  2. Sing anything i hear or read with the syllable structure 1-1-1-2-1 to the tune of Jasper singing “theme from a summer place” in The Simpsons.

#15

I continually quote song lyrics by not very popular artists and my friends’ annoyance at this only encourages me to do it more.


#16

Saying, “It’s not coming home” as I leave the office every day for the past week or more. (Tonight I will say nothing but just smile sweetly before going to the lift.)


#17

I don’t even realise I’m doing it a lot of the time

even do it in bed when I’m trying to get to sleep. I don’t think it helps


#18

Doing imitation munch noises when someone is eating but I’m not.


#19

Trying to pronounce large to rhyme with Farage. Hard to remember to do it but worth it because it is really annoying.


#20

what