As above really
Pretend to be really stupid six days a week and then one day use up all my stored intelligence to outsmart everyone, to their surprise
keep referring to Rick and Morty as Ron and Martin or Rich and Michael - u get the idea
My friend and I call it Mick n Porky to annoy another friend of ours
everything or exist or whatever
^this
+1 on that
Constantly clicking my pen.
Mess up peopleās Rubikās Cubes.
Then only complete 2/3 of it.
Pretend I was in the SAS and have a skill relating to any situation
Were you in the SAS?
I cant talk about it
I do two of those three things
Iām calling amateur unless you also take a two hour lunchbreak.
I do things I otherwise hate when driving to amuse myself occasionally. Speeding up a bit if someone wants to change lanes, going even slower if people are up my arse, that kind of thing. Dependent on the car and how I perceive the driver to be as a person, based on looks alone.
have a habit of asking really obvious questions/questions I know the answer to already just to annoy people.
Race ya